Ba Dum Tish Drumsticks
5A hickory drumsticks, customised in the style of your favourite distro.
You'll never miss a beat* with these drumsticks in your hand. As soon as they turn up in the post you'll be able to
- Spin them in your fingers and look super cool
- Step up for an uninvited drum solo at your local jazz club
- Shove one up your nose and see how far it goes
- Unblock a drain
- Pretend they are chopsticks and eat massive sushi.
*NB: Ba Dum Tish Ltd is not liable for your inability hold a beat, this is a phrase of speech, not a legal guarantee.