Ba Dum Tish Drumsticks

5A hickory drumsticks, customised in the style of your favourite distro.

You'll never miss a beat* with these drumsticks in your hand. As soon as they turn up in the post you'll be able to:

• Spin them in your fingers and look super cool
• Step up for an uninvited drum solo at your local jazz club
• Shove one up your nose and see how far it goes
• Unblock a drain
• Pretend they are chopsticks and eat massive sushi.

*NB: Ba Dum Tish Ltd is not liable for your inability to hold a beat, this is a phrase of speech, not a legal guarantee.